the filk
by Kitty

And now, a filk inspired by Unsleeping! Get out the guitar and strum along with this perennial and easily recognized favorite (or sing along with your Captain Tractor album version)

What do you do with a drunken shaman?
What do you do with a drunken shaman?
What do you do with a drunken shaman earlye in the morning?
Way hey Cthulhu rises,
Way hey Cthulhu rises,
Way hey Cthulhu rises earlye in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor earlye in the morning!
Way hey Cthulhu rises,
Way hey Cthulhu rises,
Way hey Cthulhu rises earlye in the morning!
Tie him up out back to the iron trellis,
Tie him up out back to the iron trellis,
Tie him up out back to the iron trellis earlye in the morning!
Way hey Cthulhu rises,
Way hey Cthulhu rises,
Way hey Cthulhu rises earlye in the morning!
What do you do with a drunken shaman?
What do you do with a drunken shaman?
What do you do with a drunken shaman earlye in the morning?
Way hey Cthulhu rises,
Way hey Cthulhu rises,
Way hey Cthulhu rises earlye in the morning!
Throw him in the dark with eternal horrors,
Throw him in the dark with eternal horrors,
Throw him in the dark with eternal horrors earlye in the morning!
Way hey Cthulhu rises,
Way hey Cthulhu rises,
Way hey Cthulhu rises earlye in the morning!
Have Jim snuggle him close till he's sober
Have Jim snuggle him close till he's sober
Have Jim snuggle him close till he's sober earlye in the morning!
Way hey Cthulhu rises,
Way hey Cthulhu rises,
Way hey Cthulhu rises earlye in the morning!
What do you do with a drunken shaman?
What do you do with a drunken shaman?
What do you do with a drunken shaman earlye in the morning?
Way hey Cthulhu rises,
Way hey Cthulhu rises,
Way hey Cthulhu rises earlye in the morning!
(repeat as long as you like)

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